The Easter Bunny Is Fucking Fake.
I can't believe that you think it is real. What are you 4 years old? Jesus christ. Do you think that a bunny could actually come and leave you eggs and chocolate? First of all, the easter bunny that I see in malls stands up like a person. Fucking rabbits don't stand upright like humans! Are you retarded? Secondly, rabbits don't lay eggs. Chickens lay eggs, how could rabbits? Is it some sort of magic bunny? There is no such thing as magic bunnies. I used to have bunnies when I was young. I thought that they were magic. They died, if there was an easter bunny, he probably died a long time ago. He probably died because he killed your baby kitten and scratched your mom's face. Then your dad cut him in half with a shotgun blast. Where the fuck would a rabbit get chocolate from? And how the fuck can he pick locks to get into your house to hide the shit around. I will leave you with this: If I saw a 6 foot rabbit carrying eggs sneaking around my house with my lock picked, I would beat the piss out of that rabbit. The easter bunny sucks. I am way cuter anyway.