Handicaps Just Aren't Trying Hard Enough
Handicaps are lazy fucks. If they put forth an effort they could walk their lazy asses around instead of pretending to be hurt. "Ohh my spinal cord is severed" fuck that. One time I fell and twisted my ankle. I didn't turn wicked lazy and go into a wheelchair for the rest of my life. Like the spinal cord does anything anyway. Might make it a bit hard to walk, but fuck off, don't be so lazy. Why do you have to fake? Just so you don't have to walk an extra 30 feet? You are ridiculous. If i had a wheelchair, I would be giving the people who don't have one the closest parking spots. You get to wheel to the door, using no effort, everyone else has to walk. You should have to park 3 miles away you fake fucks.
I'm not going to say that handicaps should die. I mean they are people. It's not like they are horses or something stupid like that. But the thing is, you should all stop being such fakers and don't be so lazy. It's annoying seeing your fake crippled bodies getting the royal treatment, because of being phony crippled. What's that? You don't have a wheelchair? Just a cane, or walker? Fuck you. That just means you are too lazy of going to the effort of putting a good fake forward. At least the wheelchair fucks have to deal with a big piece of equipment. You have a cheap piece of wood, or a flimsy piece of steel. You are mega lazy. Why do you get my parking spots. Us young peope should get the closest parking spots. You are going to die soon anyway. We need to get places. Go be in another war, because we don't need you for too much. The only thing you do is creep us out with your withered bodies.
Handi-access ramps are retarded too. They are fun for skateboarding but they pointless when it takes you fucking 3 hours to get up the stairs. Too lazy to use the fucking stairs? That's ridiculously lazy. If I ever get that lazy, I will drive my wheelchair off a cliff, so that I don't put such a strain on the world and on people's eyes. Fuck you and your blue sections.
"If they don't want people to make fun of them they shouldn't be crippled" -Maxamillion