Horses Are The Worst
No this isn't the latest Julia Stiles centerfold. It's the sickest creature in the world. Even as a child, I enjoyed throwing rocks at their ugly faces. One time I made the mistake of going over the fence, the fucking gross bitches tried to handle me. I was terrified. Huge fucking fangs, gigantic cloppers they had it in for me. I got away. Another day I was pretending to like the sickos and fed them grass, he bit my hand. I threw a left-right-left at that fuck. Boy are they dumb animals. Their faces are gross and long, and they have the sickest bodies. If i was stranded on an island full of horses, and I could ony bring one thing, It wouldbe a gun. I wouldn't care how many bullets, because if there was only one, I would just shoot myself in the head.
Why do people say they are beautiful animals? Because when you ride them you get around faster than me riding your mom? That must be the only reason. They also enjoy sugar cubes I heard. How gay is that. Big gay horse legs. What the fuck is a purpose of a Horse? To give indians ride? That's why they invented 50,000 lb '55 chevies, to pack their families into. No use for horses. The only point of a horse is to kick men in the head when they are behind them. That's just not too good of a purpose. They should kill all of the horses in the world.
Movies About Horses That Should Die:
Black Beauty. Like fuck off. I bet this is the worst movie in the world. I hope the horse dies at the end and al the little kids cry. Little mother fuckers. Hey maybe this movie won't be so bad.
Movies About Horses That Pump Your Mom:
The Ring. I saw this in the theatre recently. I saw a horse in this movie and I was about to leave. (nothing like a horse to wreck a perfectly good movie) Then all of the sudden, the horse jumps and hit his legs on the side of the boat and flys into the ocean and drowns. I roared with laughter and so did Watts. All the other people in the theatre were sad. They turned around and gave me a dirty look because I was still laughing out of control. I simply stated: "I Fucking Hate Horses." That shut those fucks up.
The Cell. Horrible movie. Other than two things... The guy with the gigantic cape (capes rule)... And a horse scene. Like usual gay Jennifer Lopez is riding a horse, and I start to feel violently ill. I figure, man, that horse needs an ass kicking. (If a donkey kicked his ass, he would have got his ass kicked by an ass.) The horse gets completely molested and cut up sliced in half. Best thing ever, I almost shed a tear because the film maker really capured the moment. Fucking most annoying fucking animal in the world is the picture above. And the horse is pretty bad too.