Michael Vs. Mike
I have always wondered who would win if Michael Myers got into a rumble with Mike Myers. Actually I haven't. However, I love Micheal Myers and I fucking hate Austin Powers, so that should make this be pretty funny. Here is how the competitors stack up against each other:
| Michael Myers | Mike Myers |
Hometown: Haddonfield Illinois, USA
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Hometown: Toronto Ontario, Canada *-Advantage-* |
*-Advantage-* |
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Other Films: Halloween 2,4,5,6,H20, Resurrection *-Advantage-* |
Other Films: Wayne's World, Shrek, Cat In The Hat
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Hobbies: Killing people In creative ways. *-Advantage-* |
Hobbies: Fucking guys in the ass, Pretending to be a gay secret agent.
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Weapon of choice: Butcher's Knife *-Advantage-* |
Weapon of choice: Anal Beads, Vibrators, probably other gay things that I don't know about.
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Kill count: 93 + 4 dogs *-Advantage-* |
Kill Count: Fucking gay.
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Committed to a Mental asylum at age 6 for killing his sister. *-Advantage-* |
Should be in jail for his performance in "So I married an axe Murderer"
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Mask was made from a melted William Shatner Mask. *-Advantage-* |
Causes millions of people to belt out catch phrases: "Yeah Baby" and "Shag" FUCK I HATE IT! British Comedy fucking sucks. |
Will go to hell. *-Advantage-* |
Should go to hell.
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| So scary that it's funny. *-Advantage-* |
So un-funny, that it's scary.
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Also known as: The Boogeyman *-Advantage-* |
Also known as: The Cum-Guzzling Queen, The Toronto Testicle, Dumb Fag, Unfunny piece of shit, etc.
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Well it was a pretty close battle, but it turns out that Austin Powers fucking sucks and so does british comedy. And if anyone ever quotes something from that fucking movie to me again, expect five across the eyes. Michael Myers wins 10-1, nice try Mike, you're just lucky you are Canadian. Watch out for those SARS. Next time you steal a cool name, don't use the most brutal mass murderer in history's. I will pimp slap you myself. Everyone go rent Halloween.
