1. Which are you?

Boy
Girl
Both
None

2. What is your perfect date?

Long Walk On The Beach
Dinner and a Movie
Casual Sex
Playing with your own Peepee
Fingering your Flute

3. Do you have a boney right now?

yes
yes, but I won't admit it

4. How long was your last relationship?

A week
A year
A month
Ask your mom
I finger dippped that Hooker

(ps. I did bone your mom)

5. Do you often fantasize about having sexual relations with DanG?

Yes

6. How often do you masterbate?

Never (liar)
Continuously
Lots
Everytime I Deficate

7. Are you better in bed than me?

No

8. What is your favorite chocolate bar?

OHHHHH HENRY!!!!!!!
Milky Way
A hunk of feces
Chocolate covered cock

Alright! Enough with the bullshit already! Click Submit to find your mate!